Why are we like we are?
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked
Cinderella arrived home after midnight
Pinocchio told lies
Aladdin was a thief
Batman drove over 200 miles an hour
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men
Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos
International Rescue saved the world, Captain Scarlet fought an alien invasion, but someone else pulled the strings
Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance
Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies
The fault is not mine!